Directors: Abbas-Mustan
Cast: Abhishek Bachchan, Bipasha Basu, Bobby Deol, Neil Nitin Mukesh, Sonam Kapoor, Sikandar Kher, Omi Vaidya, Vinod Khanna, Johny Lever
The one thing Abbas-Mustan films practically guarantee, despite the degree of theft or ‘inspiration’ from Hollywood flicks, is pacy entertainment. The plot of `Players’ is not stolen, but honorably bought, and has a terrific pedigree : the original ‘Italian Job’ had the groovy Michael Caine as super-thief Charlie, and lots of lovely lolly; the remake nearly 40 years later had the beefy Mark Wahlberg reprising Charlie the Chor’s role, and the very dishy Charlize Theron as the bad-good girl. Both films gave us the kind of enjoyment the best heist movies do : slick thieves with slicker moves, blonde bombshells, zippy car-chases and worthy villains.
The reason I’m giving you all these points is because the director-duo practically compels you into making comparisons, even if they claim they have Bollywoodized a lot of it. So you sit there and tick-off the points, and against each, instead of an uptick, there’s a big, fat cross. And this has to be said too. Even if you haven’t seen the other two films, 'Players’ comes off as a dismal first for Abbas-Mustan, with a flat script, flatter action scenes, and the flattest bunch of actors, all milling about in one film.
The only thing Abhishek has in common with his illustrious predecessors is the name. Charlie (Bachchan) implores jailed heist-meister Victor Dada (Khanna) to help him put together the best ‘players’ for a job that needs a make-up expert, a hacker, an explosives man, an engine-tweaker, and a magician (Vaidya, Mukesh, Kher, Basu, Deol). The requirement of placing a good girl amongst all these bad ‘uns is filled by the foreign-returned computer expert Ms Kapoor, whose dearest wish is that the recently-released-from-prison daddy dearest, the self-same Victor Dada, stick to the straight and narrow from now on. The target, a massive stack of heavily-guarded gold ingots to be spirited away from the heart of Russia, under the noses of the military and the mafia, helps banish scruples. And sets the Players on the road.